Split Pee Soup

When you're taking a piss but your stream splits into two.
Bonus points for unintended splashing.

Excuse me for a moment, I have to go make some split pee soup.

by seeamanaboutahorse November 27, 2024

Balls To Soup

At the moment everything is about to go to shit. And/or: Right before you have to make a crucial, important decision.

Similar to:

- At Crunch Time
- When Push Comes To Shove
- When The Pedal Hits The Metal
- Gun To My Head

Balls to Soup, i would have to admit i prefer my oldest child.
Balls To Soup I realised that I wasted so much of my life.
Balls To Soup I'm sure some people will survice a global nuclear winter.

by anonymous April 22, 2025

Cold Soup

When someone pisses on the snow and proceeds to fuck a person on top of the snow on the bed of piss, only to instead of cum inside of the partner to proceed and piss inside of the partner to warm them from the cold

"Me and tony had some cold soup last night, it was great!"

by Emma+friends February 21, 2017

Eggdrop Soup

The liquid concoction produced from ejaculation in a contained body of water.

I jerked off in the tub last night and enjoyed a good sesssion of soaking in the eggdrop soup.

by mdoggydoggy September 14, 2017

soup ma diet

Stop Dickeating Or Eat a dick

bro you osws, soup ma diet

by jaayzoe December 9, 2023

Zucchini Soup

(noun) Vomit, throw up, puke.

When I woke up this morning the floor was covered in Zucchini soup.

by zucchini-lover August 21, 2019

Jump In The Soup

Verb; 1. A term used to motivate others to swim in a non-potable body of water. 2. Synonym for “get in the water”.

Stop being a baby and jump in the soup.

by VampireKid0202 April 23, 2025