Short People manlet gang

A grotesquely gnomish gaggle of ganged-up, overcompensating turbo-manlets who have, in a childish, desperate and doomed attempt at overcoming their crippling manletism, decided to form a midget gang. Once a diminutively dwarfed new recruit has been sexed-into the gang, it is mandatory for him to participate in typical gang activities, for example: tagging up turf by spray-painting garden gnomes at knee height onto garbage cans and pet doors, drinking Tall Boys and huffing Jenkem, prancing around naked except for high heels and assless chaps in their hobbit-hole of a gang hideout while towel snapping each other's posteriors in an effort to toughen themselves up, telling deeply embarrassing tall tales about how they used to be the biggest kid in preschool, injecting themselves with stolen bovine somatotropin in a futile and injudicious bid at escaping their inevitable fate of becoming a prison wife manlet once caught by the law and incarcerated and frantically praying in front of the countless Randy Newman posters adorning the walls of the manlet pit in their hobbit-hole gang hideout while repetitively reciting the lyrics of their favorite song Short People due to their shared obsession with the delusional hope of being blessed with an adult-onset growth spurt by their beloved God and hero Saint Newman.

Jessica: Lol, why are there a bunch of garden gnomes standing on the corner over there? Olivia: It's just a Short People manlet gang. Here, take my magnifying glass and have a closer look. Can you see that they got little hands, little eyes, that they walk around tellin' great big lies? They got little noses and tiny little teeth. Unsurprisingly they wear platform shoes on their nasty, little feet. Jessica: Oh yeah, they got little baby legs and they stand so low - I'd have to pick one of them up just to say hello! Olivia: Well, I don't want no short people 'round here. Jessica: Short people got no reason.

by ManletDepreciator September 11, 2024

Short Man's Syndrome

Short Man's Syndrome is the overpoweringly devastating inferiority complex that is inextricably linked to the deadly disability and eternal curse of manletism (the crippling condition of being a manlet - a dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10). Characterized by a profound basis of manlet cope in addition to manlet rage, topped with and generous sprinkling of manlet mathematics and guy height and rounded out by a proclivity for wearing high heels, throwing hissy fits and engaging in embarrassing public catfights - the mental midget and literal subhuman Short Man's Syndrome suffering severely stunted sissy manlet is nothing short of a girlishly gnomish, microscopically minuscule and outrageously overcompensating midget monstrosity. Manlets BTFO.

Jessica: Hey, why is Tiny Tom "Man Card: Impossible" Cruise mud-wrestling that drunken midget over there? Amber: Lol, I don't know. Maybe the midget ate his high heels? Jessica: It's probably just Short Man's Syndrome. Silly manlet boys...

by ManletDepreciator September 25, 2024

Shorter-stick treatment

When someone's treatment towards someone or something is lower than all the previous attempts they've done in their life. Their efforts towards their 7th or 8th relationship would be so much lower than the 1st or 2nd relationship. Their efforts towards their 11th or 12th job would be so much lower than the 1st or 2nd job.

Manager: "Why are you slacking off of work, lately?"
Man: "My energy is burned-out from the previous job and I am skeptical about this one."
Manager: "Oh so we're getting the shorter-stick treatment..."

Man: "Why are you not trusting me enough in our relationship?"
Woman: "My previous boyfriends used me for my body and I've been dealing with trust issues ever since."
Man: "Why do I get the shorter-stick treatment for that?"

by SinfulOsD October 16, 2024

Sharty

Shortened nickname for Soyjak party

Chud: SHARTY WON

Troon: ACKKK

by skibidichudnutz December 19, 2024

Sharty

Showering with the homies. Shower Party.

"wow it's 2am and i'm so dirty after a night out... let's SHARTY!"

by boolala January 14, 2025

Sharty

An abbreviation of soyjak.party.

Person 1: I saw this thing on soyjak.party...
Person 2: Sharty? I hate that site.

by Stonmann January 31, 2025

short survey

Like a survey, but short. Meaning you get questions asked to you, in a manner that isnt too time consuming, or maybe it's a survey for dwarves.

I thought I'd add this because the latest update for this word is around 15 years old now.

Complete this short survey in order to get a free item for your next order of 25+ dollars!

by MelonSmasher29 February 4, 2025