Rusty Lisch

Rusty Lisch was quite possibly the worst Quarterback (statistically) to start multiple games in the NFL. He was a last resort option for the Chicago Bears in 1984- he played so bad that Mike Ditka benched him and put HOF Running Back Walter Payton in as his replacement.

The name Rusty Lisch is synonymous with having your final option be so bad that you have to substitute it with an option that should not even be under consideration,

When Bill runs out of memes, Don is always a steady back up. But when Don runs out of memes- they have to rely on Jen- who typically supplies inferior memes- her memes are so bad that they would be ahead with no memes. Jen is like the Rusty Lisch of meme trading!

by King of Memes! May 26, 2025

Rusty Trump

the man urinates in a golden urinal while ignoring the woman who is kneeling behind him slurping his not so tidy asshole or if tidy ass called a stainless steel trump.

trump is so pompous he ignores being made out with on his asshole its called a rusty trump kids.

by santa mcrape claus December 27, 2021

Rusty Broadsword

Post rectal coitus phalangeal manipulation of the phallic object.

Billy gave Diane the Rusty Broadsword on Saturday, she hasn't walked right since.

by Field Armorer July 28, 2023

Rusty Raspberry

Definition- going from anal to vaginal while the female is on her period. Then receiving a blowjob while still covered in shit and blood.

Example - the Rusty raspberry is a great date night treat

by Colton Morgan MF November 30, 2022

Rusty

A Gay ass motherfucker that can’t keep his dick in his pants. If you see or meet a Rusty don’t be friends with him or get on his nerves. He usually gets pissed off easily so get off his dick. (If he has one) Rusty always has a girl best friend that has a lot in common. Sometimes people that know him say he’s to gay to function. Many girls like him but it’s to bad because he has the most gayest name in the world. But a lot of guys want to be him

“Damn it’s to bad Rusty’s gay”

by Layla jay January 28, 2020

rusty back box

A bird who won’t take it up the arse

She wouldn’t let blast her rusty back box

by Yorkus December 26, 2018

Rusty Popsicle

When someone is using a Butt-Plug or a similar device for a period of time, then they remove it and stick it into their partner's or their own mouth.

I was riding him so hard he had his mouth open, so I pulled out my Butt-Plug and gave him a Rusty Popsicle.

by BelmontZiimon April 6, 2025