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The Puffy Coat rule

A unwritten yet indisputable rule within professional football: When the manager of a professional football team wears a puffy coat to the game his team will lose.

In an instance where the manager of both teams wears a puffy coat those teams shall draw but with notably bad defending from both sides to prevent supporters being satisfied with the point.

Only Arsene Wenger is able to defy the puffy coat rule. His Arsenal side defeating the widely accepted 'best team in the world' Barcelona 2-1 despite their manager sporting the oversized coat.
Roy Hodgson and his puffy coat were relieved of the role of manager today after they lead Liverpool to their worst start for over 50 years. Hodgson another victim of the puffy coat rule having only been at the reigns for 31 games (the shortest in the club's history.)

Arsenal completed their comeback against Barcelona to win 2-1 courtesy of a strike by Andrei Arshavin. This result came despite their manager Arsene Wenger sporting a puffy coat on the touchline. Contrary to the puffy coat rule.
by DefinitionGoose December 3, 2011
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Audio Rule 34

If it can be heard, There is a dubstep remix about it.
Kyle: Did you here that Audio Rule 34 of the South Park theme song?
Jon:No, I was to busy listening to my new Album where DJSmellySock Audio Rule 34ed sounds of old women trying to pass gas
by TarzanMan January 8, 2012
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two-room rule

A common occurrence in video games, where, due to RAM limitations, only the room that the player is currently in, and the previously-visited room, are stored in memory. A player can use the two-room rule to his advantage, causing a room to reset, and all enemies and items to respawn, by simply visiting two other rooms.
Player starts in room A.
Player goes to room B.
Player goes to room C.
Player goes back to room A. All enemies and items in room A have reappeared, due to the two-room rule.
by nuclearlemons July 9, 2011
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BFDI Rule 34

Art made for object show fans to either get a huge boner while looking, or pull out 3 gallons of bleach to share with friends.
Person 1: OH MY GOD THAT IS SOOO HOT!
Person 2: What about it?
Person 1: It’s BFDI rule 34! I’m getting a boner!
Person 2: Friends, get out the bleach *drinks bleach*
Person 3: *drinks bleach*
Everyone else: *drinks bleach*
by nutsacktickler69 June 19, 2023
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Rule one

Rule one refers to the first rule of deciding if someone is worth getting involved with: "Never put your dick in crazy". Other more gender-neutral ways of phrasing this rule such as "never invest in crazy" have been suggested, but the central meaning stays true regardless of phrasing.
A:"Oh man, do you think I should get with him?"

B:"No, chicka, he breaks rule one."

A: "Okay, not happening then."
by Owlsongbitter May 22, 2014
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Rule 202

Treat others the way you wanna be treated. Just kidding.
Hey, stop it!
Rule 202. I don't have to.
by Myke Didgett July 4, 2020
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rule 365

If you find rule 365 whether by being Jebaited or by looking it up, you are now permanently gay and must refer to Rule 20 and do so accordingly to the most recent person you were in contact with.
Bro, do you know rule 365?
What? *looks it up*
GOTTEM
by Revisor Of Rules October 5, 2020
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