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Leonard the tiny horse

The sigma horse of Starscourge Radahn, General of Redmane Castle, who fights in a festival for an honourable death. Leonard is 2'6'' but supports Radahn, 11' tall, and becomes a meteorite with him. He is god.
by LargeBanana September 30, 2023
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Horsey The Horse

The most lovable cuddly horse ever, not a real horse but a teddy bear horse. He is blue and fabulous.
Oh my gosh he’s so huggable… well of horse he’s Horsey the Horse
by Pamthebear March 1, 2025
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Horse Face

Also known as Brad Keselowski. Nascar driver. Drives the #2 for Team Penske. Looks like a horse.
NASCAR fan: did you see Brad Keselowski?
NASCAR fan #2: yeah he has such a horse face.
by Nascar2488 May 22, 2016
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Massive Horse

A large, awkward, graceless, lumbering brute. Often with a large head shaped like a fucking potato.
by splitarse February 16, 2012
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Horse Circle

When you jerk off a one eyed horse , and he keeps trying to see who's doing it with his good eye by turning in a circle.

As a Metaphor: When you really like something but you aren't making any progress
"That poor stallion was in a horse circle for an hour before he saw his trainer's face"

Dave: "How's the new job?"
John: "It's a real horse circle. I really like it, but I don't see it going anywhere."
by Urban Gems July 7, 2017
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Chonkey Horse

A misidentified cow
*pointing at a cow* Look at that chonkey horse
by kempykemp August 6, 2022
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Scoop Horse

Something some mental kid at school says constantly...
OOOOOOH! SCOOP HORSE! OOSTEN!
by COJONESLAMIENDO May 4, 2017
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