June 24th 2027

The time all monkeys will go to jail

random guy: hey monkey June 24th 2027

monkey: *monkey noises*

by Roxeb_ September 4, 2023

June

you're either an immortal, invincible ghost man that got slashed across the bridge of your nose and now have a scar by Matthias Corvinus, King of Hungary, in late 1462 when he had Vlad the Impaler imprisoned OR you're a gamer boy that works in theatre tech.

Jerry: holy shit, is that June?
Alexa: I heard he got a hair cut, but why does he look so fine???
Jerry: Damn. Guess I'm gay

by M_Okuzim April 21, 2023

June 25

National collector skibidi gooning day

Yo guys its June 25 aka National collector skibidi gooning day let's goon

by Mothman884 June 23, 2025

June 1st

June 1st is the day you get with your best friend

Hey! it's June 1st the day I got with my best friend

by smexy bestay June 1, 2021

June 25th

The day you can ask out anyone and they can’t say no ;)

Friend: did you know June 25th is the day you ask someone out and they can’t say no?!?

Other friend: I’m going to ask out my crush then!!

by Crazy._.payton June 23, 2020

24th of june

the 24th of june is the day where u give a blowjob to the last person u hooked up with

Tom: Hey sarah it’s june the 24th and we hooked up last night ;)

Sarah: So?

Tom: the 24th of june is the day where u give the last night person u hooked up with a blowjob

by fliptonipto June 24, 2021

June

Bootysex jack from dayshift at Freddy’s month🥳

“Hey it’s June!!!”
“I hate you all”

by EeveLux June 12, 2022