The definition of someone who is a "Fucking Muffin" refers to someone so intolerably stupid that their brain resembles that of a muffin.
You Fucking Muffin
by Crabguysmellofcrab June 30, 2019
by Nigerian muffin pantie February 28, 2016
An overweight male homosexual that a straight male has sex with do to a drunken stupor, or other altered state.
After I smoked a bowl last night and drink a bottle of Jack I was so horny I fucked my neighbor he is such a jizz muffin.
by Echc93 February 03, 2018
by HexVoid January 05, 2021
Phrase used by white girls (most frequently named “Carly”) to describe themselves whilst listening to mainstream rap artists.
“I was being my little thug muffin self the other day jamming out to right round while driving through my HOA after dark.”
by NotDalton September 23, 2022
by NotNoahAtALL June 20, 2011
My little muffin baby is the sweetest guy in the world! How could you not love someone so cute and hot, he deserves everything and I’d do anything for him 😏. He also has a huge cock :D
by Littlemarshmallowlover May 03, 2022