Jordan Ross

A name given to someone of great power and influence

Greetings Jordan Ross

by The1OddOne March 8, 2024

Jordan Curve Theorem

The Jordan curve theorem states that a non-self intersecting continuous loop in the plane(i.e. a Jordan Curve) divides the plane into an interior and exterior region.

To prove the theorem, we shall us proof by fucking obviousness. It's a closed loop, of course there's going to be an outside and inside. Humans have been making borders and fences for millenia and this still needs to be proven?? What am I supposed to say? It's so bloody obvious!
It's like trying to prove 1+1=2. Why the fuck is this even a theorem? Not even worth to be a Lemma or Corollary tbh. This trivial ass bitch.

"Yo man, you heard of Jordan Curve Theorem? How do I prove it for our upcoming exam", asked John, he was found dead, cut in 25 pieces, by the police after 4 days.

by geno singh March 12, 2024

Jordan Matter

A YouTuber with 19 million subscribers. He is best known for making videos with his annoying pick-me daughter named Salish Matter.

Guy 1: Do you watch Jordan Matter?
Guy 2: Only if Salish isn’t in the video.

by Salish Matter March 23, 2024

Jordan hirsh

A great Baseball player that will make it to the league easily. No doubt in my mind

Jordan Hirsh is a player that is great

by anonymous March 27, 2024

Jordan Matter

A popular YouTuber whose videos typically features his daughter, Salish Matter. His channel became popular when fans started shipping Salish Matter and Nidal Wonder (Nalish).

Guy 1: "Are you subscribed to Jordan Matter?"
Guy 2: "No, his daughter is such a pick-me."

by Term Definer March 30, 2024

Jordan S

She’s a pillow princess who shags every lad she sees eventhough she has many STDs

Mom 1 “My son goes out with Jordan S”
Mom 2 “I’ve heard of her she’s a right slag and she’s given loads of lads STDs”

by Xx_Bender_xX March 31, 2024

Jordan 4s

A show made by Michael Jordan. Considered one of the best looking Jordan. Retail price is 210 and above (usually)

Person 1: yo I got a 200 dollar budget what should I get
Person 2: get some Jordan 4s

by kuyu April 27, 2024