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January 1st

Other than being New Years day, it's also "tell everybody to go fuck themselves" day!
Nathan: Hey Vanessa, it's January 1st
Vanessa: Happy New Year!
Nathan: No, it's tell everybody to go fuck themselves day, so go fuck yourself!
Vanessa: Ah shit, you got me!
by George Washington Jr. Amadeus November 22, 2023
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January 1st

January 1st is BFDI day. BFDI's anniversary. You must watch every BFDI video on the Jacknjellify channel and change your profile picture on every social media to a BFDI character for that whole day.
Hey dude! It's January 1st!
January 1st? I guess I have to change my profile picture and begin watching!
by Berrino November 24, 2023
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January 11

it’s Jailah’s birthday! wish her a happy birthday @iiamm.jaiiii on insta💋
person: OMGGG! it’s january 11th!
person 2: wtf does that mean?
person:ITS JAILAHS BIRTHDAY BITCH!
by iiam.jaiiii November 24, 2023
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January 13th

Girls that are born on this date are one of the sexiest people out there with an amazing music taste and sweet soul that can puncture anybody with a lasting impact on their soul. Their looks can send someone into a seizure with their eyes alone and their face is hard to forget because of how gorgeous they are in the outside and inside with their unique personality.
I think I have a crush on Madison..
That’s no surprise.. she was born on January 13th
by Silly_radioactive_Otter November 24, 2023
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January 25th

Person: Oi did you know its Jan 25th 2 person: Oh really? i was born in january 25th though.. Person: your a femboy Ahahhaha
by Femboylover25th November 28, 2023
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January 22nd

January 22nd is the day when the best lads are born. You're a great artist and an amazing person. You get along great with most people and you have a good life.
Jerry: when were you born?
You: January 22nd.
Jerry: Holy fuck dude let's be friends.
by AidanAnimates November 29, 2023
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january 2

the day to love your gf. give them your hoodie, hug them, and hold their hand, show affection
Guy 1 - give ur gf ur hoodie

Guy 2 - why

Guy 1- cuz its january 2
Guy 2- ok
by idk02010 November 29, 2023
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