The cursed and worst month of the year. It is post-Christmas, and everyone is depressed. Famous borkers like Gabe and Boo died that month, and so have famous people. Winston Churchill, Coco Chanel, and Johnny Carson died in this wretched time as well.
by taco_55 January 22, 2019
Get the Januarymug. National Yareli day , because this is the day to remember Yareli is an awesome name and an awesome person
by coolchickjulie May 22, 2024
Get the January 06mug. Toe Touch January we've been focusing on the upper part of the body so let's give them legs some love.
by Gamer Awsome Man November 3, 2019
Get the Januarymug. It is on this day that Petra and Wihan have made a promise to each other,
to share the rest of their lives and forever cherish one another.
For it was on this very special midsummer day
that Petra and Wihan would stand before all of their loved ones and say:
We take each other as man and wife,
for better or worse, together for life.
to share the rest of their lives and forever cherish one another.
For it was on this very special midsummer day
that Petra and Wihan would stand before all of their loved ones and say:
We take each other as man and wife,
for better or worse, together for life.
by Lienkie November 21, 2021
Get the January 29, 2022mug. by PrettyPuppy17 January 8, 2024
Get the January 8thmug. One of the darkest days in human history, according to Democrats - some would argue that it rivals the Holocaust in its gravity. Democracy, as we know it, was nearly brought to its knees by the violent unarmed "insurrectionists." Each year, the anniversary demands a moment of silence and you must suspend all essential activities in remembrance of the preservation of democracy , lest you risk offending the Democrats.
Mike (Republican): hey, so sorry for your mom's passing. I heard your mom's funeral is next week. When is it? I will leave that day open so I can attend it
Jim (Democrat): well... It's not decided yet. The thing is .. the only available date was on Jan 6.....
Bart (another Democrat): Jan 6?!?! I know it's your mom but... I dunno man, you can't be doing that... It's January 6!!!
Mike: what's wrong with Jan 6? It's just another Wednesday.
*Later that evening, Mike is arrested for treason*
Jim (Democrat): well... It's not decided yet. The thing is .. the only available date was on Jan 6.....
Bart (another Democrat): Jan 6?!?! I know it's your mom but... I dunno man, you can't be doing that... It's January 6!!!
Mike: what's wrong with Jan 6? It's just another Wednesday.
*Later that evening, Mike is arrested for treason*
by ThePunisher312 January 26, 2025
Get the January 6mug. Person 1: Heh happy New Years! It's finally January 1 2021
Person 2: FUCK YEAH 2020 IS OVER!
Person 1: FUCK YEAH BYE 2020 HELLO 2021
Person 2: FUCK YEAH 2020 IS OVER!
Person 1: FUCK YEAH BYE 2020 HELLO 2021
by anonymous November 4, 2020
Get the January 1mug.