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January 3rd

On January 3rd Just start fuckin your homies
by Yogga January 3, 2026
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Today is officially National Buy Your Boyfriend a Zip Day 💨
No arguments. No debates.
If you love him, you know what to do.
Girl today National Buy Your BF a zip January 5
by wizzykhalifa January 5, 2026
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22nd January

National melina irnaten day even though it is everyday this day is spectacular!!
For example it is used in a sentence like melina thank you for your presence on the 22nd January
by Melona2008 March 2, 2023
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january

prolly the best and worst month of the year. worst part is culminating and exams but the best part is that the semester finishes!
awh fuck bro i got my math exam on january 27
by hamburger2020 March 3, 2023
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18 January

It's the day of the year where asking your crush out is one of the holiest action to do
A helpful bro: Why don't you ask her today
An uncultured swine: Why should I?
The helpful bro: It's fucking 18 January
by Jack looking dope January 14, 2023
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January 15

Its January 15th you have to aggressively drive a car into a truck that is specifically sent from universal and has exactly 25 Liters of gas left.
*CRASH*

Jonas: WHY DID YOU DO THAT
Ronald: ITS JANUARY 15TH
Jonas: *Dies of blood loss*
by rumde January 15, 2023
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January 16

hi its january 16
by blewd January 15, 2023
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