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January

The cursed and worst month of the year. It is post-Christmas, and everyone is depressed. Famous borkers like Gabe and Boo died that month, and so have famous people. Winston Churchill, Coco Chanel, and Johnny Carson died in this wretched time as well.
Blake: uuuuugh
Erin: What is it?
Blake: January.
Blake and Erin: uuuuuuugh
by taco_55 January 22, 2019
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January 06

National Yareli day , because this is the day to remember Yareli is an awesome name and an awesome person
P1- Doo you know what day it is?
P2- January 06?
P1- No, It’s national yareli day!
by coolchickjulie May 22, 2024
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January

Toe Touch January we've been focusing on the upper part of the body so let's give them legs some love.
Bro, it's toe touch January I'm coming for your toes.
by Gamer Awsome Man November 3, 2019
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January 29, 2022

It is on this day that Petra and Wihan have made a promise to each other,
to share the rest of their lives and forever cherish one another.

For it was on this very special midsummer day

that Petra and Wihan would stand before all of their loved ones and say:
We take each other as man and wife,
for better or worse, together for life.
To Petra and Wihan. Married since January 29, 2022.
by Lienkie November 21, 2021
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January 8th

A day for giving your girlfriend scenarios
Did you know that January 8th is my girlfriend's favorite day?
by PrettyPuppy17 January 8, 2024
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January 6

One of the darkest days in human history, according to Democrats - some would argue that it rivals the Holocaust in its gravity. Democracy, as we know it, was nearly brought to its knees by the violent unarmed "insurrectionists." Each year, the anniversary demands a moment of silence and you must suspend all essential activities in remembrance of the preservation of democracy , lest you risk offending the Democrats.
Mike (Republican): hey, so sorry for your mom's passing. I heard your mom's funeral is next week. When is it? I will leave that day open so I can attend it

Jim (Democrat): well... It's not decided yet. The thing is .. the only available date was on Jan 6.....

Bart (another Democrat): Jan 6?!?! I know it's your mom but... I dunno man, you can't be doing that... It's January 6!!!

Mike: what's wrong with Jan 6? It's just another Wednesday.

*Later that evening, Mike is arrested for treason*
by ThePunisher312 January 26, 2025
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January 1

Person 1: Heh happy New Years! It's finally January 1 2021
Person 2: FUCK YEAH 2020 IS OVER!
Person 1: FUCK YEAH BYE 2020 HELLO 2021
by anonymous November 4, 2020
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