Jacob

The most popular male baby name I'm 1997. Due to its Abrahamic origins the name Jacob has been popular for millenia.

Dad has always loved Jacob more than us. Let's steal his coat and throw him in the well.

by rslashjacob September 20, 2021

Jacob

A man who plays the worst games known to man

Look it's Jacob playing those shitty games

by Absolute legand November 22, 2021

jacob chamroeun

Young nigga making moves FA$T onna $et

Jacob Chamroeun a real nigga. onna $et

by Real Nigga onna $et August 21, 2017

Jacob Eaton

the queerest of queers. One guy that you don't wanna meet. He brings your IQ down 20 points just from being around him. You meet him once and you are forever retarded. He's like medusa, look him in the eyes and you are done for.

"I'm having such a great day, I hope nothing terrible happens to me..."

"FUCK I JUST SAW JACOB EATON"

*dies*

by jacksonbarr May 11, 2016

jacob hit

the weakest/pussiest hit of all time in rocket league😎

guy: yo jacob hit the ball
jacob: *hits the ball and goes nowhere*
guy: bro ur cheeks that was a jacob hit dawg

by Syren760 January 25, 2020

Jacob

A FUCKING ANIMAL he will crack your skull open

Dont fuck with Jacob

by anonymous February 22, 2022

Jacob

The 27th letter of the alphabet

Person 1:My friends name starts with the letter Jacob.
Person 2: shut yo bitch ass up you for real!

by JoeMama the 2nd November 26, 2019