Fucking Fucker

The Fucking Fucker is where you'd stick your head in someone's pussy and scream FUCK, It can also be done by putting a phone in someone's pussy and making the phone say fuck loudly.

1:*Sticks phone in 2's pussy*
2: what.
1: the fucking fucker.
1*screams FUCK on other phone*
2:ahHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~~~~~~~~~

by imnot.m3ad0w March 23, 2021

Cockless Trout Fucker

A bastard

See John. John is a cockless trout fucker

by Fuckstroutwithadick March 15, 2009

Fence Fucker

Someone who consistently oversteps their bounds in an offensive manner. Such as taking the last beer when they didn't even buy it, using your car without asking, borrowing things without leaving any form of notification, pursuing ulterior motives with your significant other, secretly stealing your cigarettes or dip while you sleep or blatantly to your face, and similar actions.

Sven took the rest of the beer before we woke up! He didn't even buy it! What a Fence Fucker!

by Dynastyking79 January 17, 2012

The kentucky fried chicken fucker

Instead of masturbating like a normal person. This person is obsessed with fucking KFC Chicken. Just the smell of chicken makes them go crazy. Even the thought of colonel Sanders makes them think of nutting into some gooey KFC gravy.

James is known as the kentucky fried chicken fucker because he likes KFC a little more than most

by TheMotherPlucker July 10, 2022

Fucker ass fucker

An endearing term for a friend that is having a much better day (or life) than you, and probably started their day off by waking up to the ole felatio alarm clock followed by a bountiful breakfast in bed including hot gourmet coffee in a fancy hipster mug that has the same logo as the t shirt they slept in.

They work in the school system, so those fucker ass fuckers get the summer off every damn year.

by iBurnInvitationEdges August 23, 2022

fucking fuckers

mug and neck gaiter

fucking fuckers mug and neck gaiter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by fineti October 19, 2021

Friend Fucker Philosophy

The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.

The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016