ethan bassuk

The biggest shit head that has the biggest chode

Stopping being such an Ethan Bassuk

by Alec stein January 20, 2018

Ethan

A fat fucking hippo that is the definition of gayness

Ethan is gay

by Redead666 May 15, 2019

Ethan Califf

The hottest fucking guys are named Ethan Califf and bonus points if they are a pitcher. Ethan Califf is one of the best looking guys to ever exist.

Friend: “Hey who is that guy over there”
Me: “That’s Ethan Califf, he is a pitcher”

by Slut for Timothee Chalamet May 18, 2022

Ethan Erwin

the sweetest boy ever

"i love ethan erwin"

by neisaniscm243 October 10, 2025

ethan musgrave

Cheeky little shit with a constant need to put down others to better himself

You’re as selfish as Ethan musgrave
You’re more of a wanker than Ethan musgrave!

by Big nob Johnny January 23, 2020

Ethan

He is the hottest and sexiest guy that you will ever meet! He is funny and has the best personality and his sense of humor is out of this world! With his sexy voice and soft hands your gonna want to never leave his side. He will always be there for the people and the girl he loves. but... he is extremely lucky to have this one of a kind girl in his life. She is litterly the best person you could ever meet!

Omg is Ethan! kiss mee
Hi ETHAN! wanna come over

by anonymous September 30, 2020

ethan moore

Hottest man EVER. period

"who made you cheat on your 10 year relationship?" "ethan moore"

by definitelydidntmakethis4myself August 30, 2023