Teto the Clown

Teto the Clown is an iconic figure of true mystery. It resides in the city of Dallas in the state Georgia and while some people don't believe in the mysterious clown others are terrified of it. In 1911 there was a incident where 17 people randomly went missing and there whereabouts never found out, since then there have been reports of a clown or dark entity roaming dallas. In 1983 there was a stone recovered dating back to the mid 1800's that stated " In this town no peace shall there be, I own it all it will never find me". There have been 23 missing children since 1983 in Dallas and 56 reports of a clown in a drain or roaming through the woods.

Teto the Clown loved to come out and play.

by Thirdeyeunknown September 12, 2017

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Clowns

Directioners.

Directioner 1: “Hey what do you think will happen for the ten year anniversary of 1D?”

Directioner 2: “We're definitely gonna get a music video, tour, and One Direction will get back together!”

After July 23:
All directioners: “We are clowns for this”

by Harrysmiles July 27, 2020

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clown down

When an ex-partner’s life takes a sharp decline after a breakup, often marked by poor decisions, loss of style, and general messiness. The opposite of a glow up, a “clown down” is when someone looks or acts like a hot mess post-breakup, making you feel grateful for the split.

“Ever since we broke up, he’s had a total clown down—quit his job, got that awful tattoo, and lives in his mom’s basement now.”

by cassafrass92 November 1, 2024

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