Christian is a funny guy, he says stupid things all the time but being around him makes you fall in love with him instantly! He don’t know how to kiss but with a good female by his side will improve that. He’s always focused on himself. When he’s in a relationship age really matters to him. He wants a female for love not there body which is why girls fall for him. He will FaceTime you every night and say the sweetest things. He will even fall asleep on the phone with you & continues the conversation in the morning. He will even sing to you on the phone & make sure you can hear him. He will take you to the movie & he in the most uncomfortable passion ever just to be cuddled up with you. He will pick a scary movie to watch but he’s a little chicken shit. He will act like he don’t wanna be around or with you but when you try to leave he gets all sensitive. He’s a keeper & if you have you a Christian keep him!!
Girl: they are so cute together! You can tell he really loves her!
Girl 2: yeah that’s Christian & his girlfriend for over a year now.
Girl 2: yeah that’s Christian & his girlfriend for over a year now.
by Do not put your real name October 8, 2019
Get the Christian mug.On August 18th Dylan and Christian receive dome from anybody they make direct eye contact with. For example like how Medusa looks at people and turns them into stone.
I made eye contact with Christian/Dylan on National Dylan and Christian Day and had to give him epic dome.
by iburntthepizzaroles October 16, 2019
Get the National Dylan and Christian Day mug.A person that identifies themselves as a Christian but doesn’t actually follow Jesus’s teachings of love, compassion or helping those in need, instead only as a way to justify their far-right political beliefs. These political beliefs can be argued to go directly against many of Jesus’s teachings. They often advocate for or practice homophobia, patriarchy and racism ”in the name of god”.
A: John treats his poor wife so bad, you’d think he would act better considering he is so religious
B: he’s really just politically christian, I’ve never seen that man pick up a bible in my life!
B: he’s really just politically christian, I’ve never seen that man pick up a bible in my life!
by axellpaxel June 14, 2025
Get the Politically christian mug.A person who fundamentally changes their religious beliefs (in favor of Christianity) in order to slide in with a girl.
Damn, Justin has been going to church a lot lately.
Yeah it’s because of Jennifer. He’s a classic cooter Christian.
Yeah it’s because of Jennifer. He’s a classic cooter Christian.
by KiwiLover69 September 22, 2021
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Get the christian josefsson mug.He/She/They are someone who is very charismatic, but mostly to cover up the fact that they’re not the most caring person. They hide their emotions deep down inside, and only show you what they want you to see. Needs an abundance of validation and affection before they give you any. The kind of friend that makes you feel good when they’re feeling bad because they don’t want to address their own problems.
by Morgan-michellej November 23, 2021
Get the Christian mug.Jhon Christian Tampol is a kind of man who likes to go out with multiple girls, some people describe him as a friendly one. He is usually a happy go lucky.
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