cake before you break

to have sex before you break up.

just go cake before you break. man shut the fuck up.

cake before you break by nahurgood December 27, 2007

caesarean haircut 

1. A short hair style, with the hair combed forward (in some cases to disguise a receding hairline), effecting a resemblance to various busts or portraits of Caesar.

2. A surgical procedure that removes some of the baby’s hair during birth.

“Look! A caesarean haircut!”
“I did it myself with barber clippers.”

“That newborn looks unreasonably stylish.”
“He got a caesarean haircut.”

caesarean haircut by Bottom Ford, Esq December 29, 2010

Cake popping 

An action that takes place when a girl has a flat ass butt, pops it so far out that it "looks" like she has one.

I shalt take a mirror selfie and post it on Instagram. Oh no I don't have a booty *pop* *breaks back* Mann too much cake popping or nah?

Cake popping by Pancake124 May 3, 2014

Cakebread 

A cuck that is obsessed with, drugs, memes and their relevance. Sesh god.

Did you see cakebread yesterday, he got mongoed.

Cakebread by derpalam March 14, 2017

Caesium 

Caesium is an element

Benjy: Hey levon did you know that caesium was an element?
Levon: I aM gOing tO fucKing kiLl yOuuu

Caesium by bunjmeen April 8, 2019

knob-cake 

a knobcake is a person who you think is stupid. They are usually quite arrogant and they probably consider themselves the exact opposite to a knobcake. They are highly disagreeable.

micky thought dancing like that looked cool But everyone else thought he was a knob-cake.

knob-cake by jonnypirate August 5, 2008

Krimshy Cake

When you fill an old top hat with cream cheese, ecstasy, chipmunk sperm, and pubes from an asian women. you then stir it up and pour the mixture into a tub, that you let a hooker with AIDS wash her vagina in. then scoop up the remaining mix with a cake pan, and bake it. when its done, frost it, and give it to the head of math club for lunch.

that boy just gave me a krimshy cake and it was delicious!

Krimshy Cake by thebostenwhaler27 May 18, 2011