Christian Death

What a load of pretentious crap. When I was a teenager I used to think this band was so fucking cool. Now I’m older and a lot more rational and it’s hard not to pick up on the cringe and pretentiousness of it all. Rozz Williams was no genius. Just a poor man’s Robert Smith.

Christian Death were lame as fuck.

Christian Death by Evilous Dark Power December 4, 2020

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Christian Walk of Shame

When a christian comes home from college without a husband/wife.

Bro: Dude, are you going to your families house for the summer?
Dude: No bro, I'm super nervous
Bro: Why dude?
Dude: They're gonna give me a christian walk of shame
Bro: O shit

Christian Walk of Shame by HiMomHiDadHopeYouDon'tSeeThis December 6, 2020

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Christian

A hot blonde man with a 14-inch cock that penetrates the back of women's throats. When you look at him you can not help but want to ride him like a horse all night long, until your pussy explodes in wet happiness. He will give you the night of your life, and is creative with his fucking maneuvers. His sexy voice and vivid body will make any girl dream.

Christian makes me soooo wet!!!!

Christian by TheDaddyThatDipped December 9, 2020