Lax Bro

A Tool; Douche bag; Etc.

Hey, you see the Lax Bros over there?

You mean those tools, right?

Yea of course.

by Bruinsfan3120 June 29, 2011

Bro-Hole

Any sports bar that primarily caters to frat boys and bros while masquerading as a dive bar.

Most of the bars in Lincoln Park are such bro-holes. Let's head to the Southside and find an authentic dive bar!

by Anthony808 September 7, 2015

broing out

when a group of heterosexual male friends, ditch hoes before their bros, and show their love for each other through sexual favors.

did you hear that mike, john, and bobby, were broing out in a hotel,

they must be great friends.

by johnny caca May 10, 2009

Bro scientist

That 155 lb weakling that continues to believe his bulletproof workout program yields results, despite looking like an emaciated Holocaust survivor. He may dole out incredibly inaccurate advice, despite never having squatted in his life because he does leg extensions instead. Upon noticing anybody with a better physique or strength than he, he concludes that a lexicon of illicit substances - normally enough to put an entire small Nigerian village in a coma - had to have been implemented. He most likely attends Planet Fitness because other gyms aren't his "style." He believes deadlifts are some type of funeral procession, and that his diet of burgers and fries are sure carrying him well. Avid gym users want to break his limbs and entrap him in a 6" x 6" crate filled with whale feces and vomit for the duration of his miserable life.

Real gym user: What are you doing today?
Bro scientist: Prolly gonna hit Planet Fitness brahhhh
Real gym user: Why the f$&k would you go to that rat's ass excuse for a gym?
Bro scientist: Sorry, I was busy doing crunches, gonna get that 6 pack doood
Real gym user: But you can't get 6 packs by just -

Bro scientist: God I love not eating right or lifting right and giving unwarranted advice
Real gym user: die

by raptorius June 29, 2014

Bro-Storm

When someone is being extremely bro like or an area(usually bon fire parties, regular house parties, or local venues when scene bands are playing) becomes ridiculously over run with a large amount of bros and bro hoes in a extremely short amount of time

"We had 2 full kegs of Bud Light until that Bro-Storm occurred."

by Dejackamo Von Rictor June 12, 2007

Bro squad

A group of obnoxious partying males who are often seen at college parties. Bros actually chose this name for themselves as they often refer to each other as "bro" even though they are not related.

The bro squad had to meet to discuss current events.

by JLESU December 16, 2009

Bro-zone

A male that people think you are attracted to but he is really just a friend and you love him like a brother.

Steph: Hey you and Mark have been hanging out a lot lately. Is there something going on there?
Heidi: No way, man. He's in my bro-zone.

by Easebetty July 6, 2010