boob

someone that may annoy you sometimes but also a person that you respect/hang out with.

yo my boob,
yeah?

by meeower April 28, 2022

Boobs

Boobs are basically the peak of happiness. Get some dude, you'll feel so much better.

Ways to utilize the boobs: Pillow, calcium, punching bag, stress ball

"Broo, yesterday I laid on Marla's boobs."

by deftonesfan976 March 6, 2023

boob pilot

One who possesses the ability to navigate any conversation toward or directly to the topic of boobs, also known as "parcels of sunshine" (c)2015. Ideally it's accomplished in 3 steps or less.

Especially appreciated during any conversation involving a man. Female boob pilots are basically unicorns.

For example: "my grandfather was a fighter pilot." "my grandfather was in an ad in playboy." "Did you know playboy dropped nudity? I immediately cancelled my subscription." "I did know. But I have my own boobs. And I touch them a lot. So i don't mind." This is a boob pilot.

by Nonamejane January 11, 2016

Big Boob theory

How our universe sprang into existence. Proof that only natural phenomena exists and there are no supernatural forces or materialism.

A cosmological contribution that exist at the core of "black holes". A mathematical concept that truly boggles the mind.

Big Boob theory is the big bang.

by Crimes Act (1958) May 29, 2018

Boob bump

When you bump your boobs together with someone else, typically on purpose, similar to a "chest bump".

That was sick... BOOB BUMP!!

Let's do a boob bump!

by LingDanc803 July 15, 2023

Cop Boob

When a woman cop wears a bulletproof vest too tight and her boobs hang out the side.

“Bro, I was so distracted by her cop boob that I couldn’t even nab that perp.”

by Bathy the Butt June 14, 2018

Boob lube

When your boobs sweat tremendously

I sat on my porch for 6 minutes it was so hot I was covered in boob lube the sweat was ungodly. Thanks arkansas!

by Chrisbodybaggedthatbitch July 11, 2019