Super Secret Cool Kid's Club

If I told you, you'd be banned from the club.

(It's for cool kids only. Super secret. Only one in every ten million are in.)

"Yo dude are you in the Super Secret Cool Kid's Club? I want in"
"Dude, if I told you then you'd be out. Sorry"

by carbonatedelectric July 11, 2020

Mile High Club Half Member

Wanking on a plane, usually in the plane lavatory. Like the Mile High Club but far easier to attain and much more shameful.

Example 1
Guy1:Johnny's been in the bathroom awhile, I bet you he's joining the Mile High Club.

Guy 2: Pfft maybe as a half member!
Johnny: Guess who's now a Mile High Club Half Member!

Guy 1: Called it!

Example 2
Drunk guy:Never have I ever joined the Mile High Club!

*Johnny guy drinks*

Johnny:I'm a Mile High Club half member!
Drunk guy: Ew man gross!
Johnny:Hey dude, it was a long flight and I was bored.

by mrperson123 January 30, 2018

YOU'RE NEVER GETTING LAID club

As the name says, it's just a club full of people, that have given up on sex.

The YOU'RE NEVER GETTING LAID club is also open for teh wapanese.

by dont' be a wanker December 27, 2003

ASC Alberta Subaru Club Canada

"Alberta Subaru Club"

Subaru enthusiast club for the region of Alberta, Canada.

Known as ASC

ASC Alberta Subaru Club canada, Albertasubaruclub.com

by Syph3r August 24, 2007

She Woman Man Haters Club

And woman who has been scorned by some dumbass guy who just doesn't understand or appreciate what he has and does a dumbass thing to mess it up.

Mal and Key started the She Woman Man Haters Club with the honorary dumbass who cheated on us.... Chris.

by mal_has_faith August 28, 2008

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club is a euphenism that refers to the club that is referred to by the Beatles album Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. It's all the lonely people the band referred to in an earlier song, it's the alienated people. The Beatles are portraying to be the "spokesperson" band for that club. The album is a concept album that deals with the subject of alienation. That would be explored in more extensive detail in the double album The Wall by the band Pink Floyd.

After Steve, Ben and Greg swindled me out of $60 (I thought they were my friends) and Sara Ann left me for Joe I have become a member of the Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club. There's no one in this building I can hang around with this weekend.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 24, 2007

indian landing boat club (ilbc)

ILBC is the best place ever! Everyone there is like family, so so close. It's a club on a river, a beautiful setting. theres a pool, basketball court, clubhouse, tennis courts, canoeing, floating dock, islands to swim to...clay mountain. Such the best place to spend your summer. Everyones always down there, we refer to it as our second home. WE LOVE ILBC! <33

indian landing boat club (ilbc) is my life!

name here: hey are you going to ILBC today?
other name here: duh its the best place ever

<3

by wachoochie September 14, 2006