Wonked my Willy

When she sucks on that ever lasting gobstopper and it’s so scrumdiddlyumptious!

Yo how was last night? It was sweeet! She wonked my Willy

by Mrmoose1347 March 17, 2024

Tillied willy

When something innocent gets taken out of context, and now sounds sexual, and someone reads it and gets hard.

Barbara: ugh, John’s so degenerated he probably got a tillied willy from that post.
Martha: you’re so right, John definitely had his willy tillied from that.

by Johndoerodgers March 20, 2024

Wet Chocolate Willy

When a man goes to bed with a itchy ass and wakes up with stinky fingers then sticks them in his wife's ears!

My wife called out for Willy in her sleep.... so I gave her a Wet Chocolate Willy she'll never forget!

by Ironhead chicken choker March 24, 2024

free willy

Actually urinating, but hands free at a urinal. Specifically to rip key bumps with your other two hands, semi-discretely.

This is an advanced maneuver, for seasoned pros. Those who have sleight of hand, situational awareness, and lack of both patience and fucks to give.

Dude, there was a big line for the stall, I just went for it, free willy style, smooth as butter. Didn't want to miss the next set.

by Shepshape June 22, 2021

The iowa wet willy

It is when a man is having s3x and is about to cum and pulls out and yells alashazam and cums in her ear.

Bob is talking to tom.

Bob:so i heard you were getting sum

Tom: yes i think im gonna give her The iowa wet willy.

by The magic man gone rogue June 22, 2021

Willy Wonka

Willy Wonka or Willy My Wonka occurs during a threesome. The Wonka gets deepthroated and with the thick deepthroat saliva dripping from the erect cock the Willy rubs his dick against it. Hence the saying “Do you want to Willy My Wonka”?

Hence the saying “Do you want to Willy Wonka”?

by sagdshgsdrterrrr June 24, 2021