by Mrmoose1347 March 17, 2024
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Barbara: ugh, John’s so degenerated he probably got a tillied willy from that post.
Martha: you’re so right, John definitely had his willy tillied from that.
Martha: you’re so right, John definitely had his willy tillied from that.
by Johndoerodgers March 20, 2024
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My wife called out for Willy in her sleep.... so I gave her a Wet Chocolate Willy she'll never forget!
by Ironhead chicken choker March 24, 2024
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This is an advanced maneuver, for seasoned pros. Those who have sleight of hand, situational awareness, and lack of both patience and fucks to give.
This is an advanced maneuver, for seasoned pros. Those who have sleight of hand, situational awareness, and lack of both patience and fucks to give.
Dude, there was a big line for the stall, I just went for it, free willy style, smooth as butter. Didn't want to miss the next set.
by Shepshape June 22, 2021
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Bob is talking to tom.
Bob:so i heard you were getting sum
Tom: yes i think im gonna give her The iowa wet willy.
Bob:so i heard you were getting sum
Tom: yes i think im gonna give her The iowa wet willy.
by The magic man gone rogue June 22, 2021
Get the The iowa wet willy mug.Willy Wonka or Willy My Wonka occurs during a threesome. The Wonka gets deepthroated and with the thick deepthroat saliva dripping from the erect cock the Willy rubs his dick against it. Hence the saying “Do you want to Willy My Wonka”?
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