Magic Milk Cheeks

the act of jizzing on your best friends cheeks while he or she is asleep.

"I can't wait for tonight and make my best friend, Winston, some magic milk cheeks."

by 4Bros August 4, 2013

Milk Dud Deluxe

A tray of rat and bunny droppings served for dinner and dinner alone along with a side of smuggled sweetarts. Feces contains psychedelic mushrooms usually.

Josh:I just ate the biggest platter of Milk Dud Deluxe ever. By the way, is that a golden llama on your head?

Katrina:Dude, you should've shared. And no, no it is not. It's known as an alpaca.

by KetchupSunshine November 9, 2010

Dirty Milk Wand

A straw containing cocaine that is open on one end to absorb the drug through the anal cavity.

He loves a good dirty milk wand

by Cokestraw April 14, 2019

Milk Dud’s Law

A law stating that, if encountered, a bald headed black man shall be slapped on the head quickly yet firmly

Person 1: You see that bald guy over there, you know Milk Dud’s Law, right?
Person 2: yeah, I do, let’s get this guy

by da koala June 23, 2020

Milk Carton Mugshot.

The type of picture that looks like it could be on a milk carton.

Tom: Dude, I was so drunk last night!
Steve: I know, I saw the pictures. Just about every picture of you was a milk carton mugshot.

by whitechapel June 29, 2009

dish of skim milk

An 18th century insult meaning your weak

Your a dish of skim milk

by Thenazibluesman December 30, 2016

finish your milk

when you smash a fat come and you leave the some smoke in the bong

person 1: hey watch me smash this fat cone bro
Person 2: okay i will
Person 1: *Smashes sick cone*
Person 2: bro that was sick as
person 3 outta no where: aye atleast finish your milk

by Stoned cunt 420 February 1, 2021