Douche-cous

a man who acts like a severe asshole or douche bag. Derived from the food substance cous-cous. Also the planet that males originate from.

My ex-boyfriend is the biggest douche-cous on the planet.

by Gwen December 09, 2003

douche buffalo

a bag of douche so big a buffalo could use it

shenanigans your such a douche buffalo!

by Sweet-)Ki(- February 21, 2008

douche fest

Party full of boring people or general dick-holes.

Dude, this party sucks, its a total douche fest.

by Jace Weaver January 23, 2007

douche miner

To mine for douches. A literal worker who wakes up, grabs a pick axe, and heads off to mine for douches. Same as a gold miner, but with douches.

Fred: I fucking hacksawed your mom's ass last night!

Joe: Well you're a douche miner!

by Razor7 June 08, 2006

Tooth Douche

A device also known as a toothbrush.

Damn, Roger...Your breath stinks!! Holy halitosis!! Bust out that tooth douche and clean those things!!

by Gason August 08, 2006

douche chills

the chills you receive when someone is acting like a TOTAL douche. the only cure is to destroy said persons babymaker and put them in their place.

im gettin some serious douche chills from you.

i couldnt handle the douche chills 24/7 so i broke up with him.

he gave us all serious douche chills so we destroyed his babymaker and hes aight now.

by kay-jay. July 28, 2009

douche baggalow

Refering to the term douche bag, but a douche baggalow.

You stupid douche baggalow.

by just a douch bag October 14, 2003