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church (h)usher

A Sunday-services attendant whose purported task is merely to see to da needs of da parishioners, but whose real job is to quell noisy stir-crazy children who would much rather be playing outside in da fresh air and sunshine, rather than being compelled to sit still and keep quiet inside a stuffy musty meeting-hall for two hours.
If churches would offer more-generous helpings of ice cream and/or an erectory as incentives to attend their boring sawdusty-dry sermons, there would likely be less need for church (h)ushers to be on hand to deal with crankily-impatient youngsters and teenage boys.
by QuacksO January 30, 2023
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Dimas S. H. or DSH

He's my boyfriend. I love him the most. I hope one day he will look for his name here and then find what i write. 10/5/24 (dd/mm/yy)
I hope you will always have many good things in your life, Dimas.
Live, Love, Laugh, DSH.
Dimas S. H. or DSH, i'm sorry i can't mention your full name.
by rainies May 10, 2024
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H

H
H
by themimicloverYT July 15, 2022
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Cameron H

Cameron Hs are the most Kind and Loving men in the world. The intend to never give up and always stick to their dreams even if their dream is their one and only. If you know a Cameron H, you should most definitely include him in a game of sports because seem to be athletic and quick on their feet. Cameron Hs are 100% best freind material
Look at that Handsome cute boy is his Name Cameron H?
by Sasuke the king October 21, 2019
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H

H
H: H
by kiwiperson! July 3, 2025
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h>w

Shes the best, woman(girl) you'll ever meet. This shows how much love fai has for mina
her= h
world= w
h>w
by Mina's Husband December 27, 2021
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b r u h

Are u for real b r u h?!?
by b r u h? November 2, 2020
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