no life dick

a dick that never experienced sexual interaction and only gets jerked

Sarah told Vincent: "oh Vincent shut up your dick Is a no life dick"

by MRZHXECHO September 8, 2023

thug life

when u associate with Saad

thug life

by God's connection is me February 15, 2022

Life ache

The feeling when all of life is stressful and pressuring you

Between the car accident and getting laid off, I have such a life ache.

by Shidara July 18, 2019

Get a life

Intended for people with limited social skills who need to expand their horizons and do other things than spend time online all day.

Dad: Jake you really should do more than stare at your screen all day why not go play basketball at the park or go hang out at the mall?
Jake: Why dad this is fun?
Dad: Jake you need to get a life you can't stay at home and live behind your screen forever

by J&B323 September 20, 2023

No Nut For Life

Brothers, this is the war of the nut. You have to make sure you never nut again so that you may find inner peace

Many take up this quest but only a handful find the door to the light.
You must fight until the day, the light reaches you, dont let the world persuade you to failure and remember , not a single drop of nut should find way into the battlefield. Have faith.

Resist the devil, and he will flee from you comrades

March 30th. International NNFL day

a. Hey bro, are you doing no nut for life?
b. Yes bro, no nut for life is changing my life drastically, you should do it too.

by officialmessenger March 30, 2022

Quit life

Another way of saying "kill yourself".

Person 1: My wife just left me... and she took the kids too... what should I do?
Person 2: You should quit life. It's not worth living anyway.
Person 1: Excuse me?
Person 2: QUIT. LIFE. KILL YOURSELF.
Person 1: *pulls the trigger*

by rhapsodyshadow May 23, 2022

Loki life

To live a life of trickery and mischief. To be a devious character, but not necessarily nefarious. Abilities granted by Norse god Loki, god of trickery and mischief.

Bro 1: "Bro, what are you up to? Seems like you're up to something mischievous again"
Bro 2: "Maybe I am, maybe I'm not..."
Bro 3: "Still trying to live that 'Loki life' huh?"
Bro 4: "..yes."

by properson March 31, 2014