Actual Fucking Agony

When you whip again and the TP is more bloody then shitty, but still shitty

A: What do you wish upon me?
B: Actual Fucking Agony
A: jfc man...

by cummy2 September 29, 2020

Inception Fucked

Passing out wasted, and waking up on edibles.

I forgot I ate that weed brownie, now I’m Inception Fucked!

by Keri Romeo January 25, 2019

Fuck

As a noun it is one of the most offensive insults. You can never ever call someone a fuck without meaning it. If you're messing with your friends and one of them calls you a fuck, they meant it and you need to reevaluate your relationship with this person.

Person 1: You're can be stupid fuck sometimes.
Person 2 and rest of group: *laughter*
Later
Person 2: Wait a minute . . .

by ZASJ January 12, 2019

Oh fucking why

When you are either pissed off, hopeless, in trouble, or suffering, or maybe all at once. Literally means "why is this happening?", but in a less nice way.

Guy1: homeless
Guy2: takes the guy's stuff and hits him with a bat
Guy 1(crying and pissed): Oh fucking why?!

by PsychoticBlackHole May 31, 2022

The Suited Fuck

When your in the middle of anal sex, but also late for a meeting. So you run down the street with your woman still attached to your dick.

"Damn, I was late this morning, so I almost had to do the suited fuck!"

by J.T November 26, 2018

Mach Fuck

Speed of something that is going 20x escape velocity

"that manhole cover was going 20x the escape velocity. It went Mach Fuck."

by The Urbaner's dic(tionary) April 19, 2024

Fuck Fortnite February

All those virgins aren't allowed to play Fortnite during, giving them a chance to redeem themselves.

Bruh, you know Fuck Fortnite February's coming soon

by K I L L M E P L Z November 6, 2018