jiggle-fuck

1) To destroy or otherwise cause a device to malfunction by shaking it. 2)Describing the act of shaking male genitalia more than the allowed number of shakes (twice) after urination.

1) My phone froze right in the middle of a text, and I accidentally jiggle-fucked it. 2) The guy at the urinal next to me was jiggle-fucking himself.

by johnrollah May 15, 2011

Fucking hell

A sex daring sex position. Before penetration is initiated the man dips his penis in gasoline and presumes to set it on fire.

Are you sure? I mean I would love to try Fucking hell sometime but it sounds deangorus

by Spacekhan October 30, 2018

Fucking hell

Where you go afterlife and you say it to the devil

old villain: oh, I’m going in hell
Me: which part?
Old villain: hell
Me: where?
Old villain: shut the fuck up, I am in hell
Devil: hi
Old villain: fucking hell

by byei’m steve July 22, 2020

terminally useless fuck

A person who is a terminally useless fuck such as Matei

Matei is terminally useless fuck

by Terminally useless fuck September 18, 2013

Midget Squat Fuck

A short or small person that is an arsehole or generally a bar person

Do you you know Steve?
Is Steve the short guy?
Yeah that’s him
Yeah fuck that guy he’s a midget squat fuck

by Frogsquatch November 11, 2020

Fuck your shit up

1) To beat up
2) To talk out of doing something; To discourage

1) I’m gonna fuck your shit up!

2) Don’t let other people fuck your shit up.

by SiL3Nt J September 23, 2023

Fucking Joey

Heaven

Girl 1: what were you doing last night
Girl 2: I was fucking Joey, I felt like I was in heaven
Girl 1: I wish I could fuck Joey
Girl 2: it's amazing

by Imdeadinsidebutstillhorny March 30, 2023