When you stay the night with a member of the opposite sex, or the same sex if you swing that way, and you don't intend to have sex with them. But in the morning, you decide that you're going to have sex with them.
I went to her house last night, and wanted to get down but we decided not to. But I ended up staying the night, and then we had a breakfast fuck.
by serendipitysparkle February 3, 2018
Get the breakfast fuckmug. Hey what THE FUCK is going on I need a good understanding on why the fuck the whole fucking couch is ton up.
by daisy mendledamn March 28, 2017
Get the the fuckmug. by ok i fucked your mom March 4, 2018
Get the Fuckmug. A fuck head is one who's head is fucked cuz the world is fucked my friend. Usually has 2 looks of either resting bitchface or smiling n laughing into Oblivion of the face area. Usually has 2 moods of either fuck you or fuck me, usually, or like whatever tho. male or female cuz the males kind of feminine n the females kind of masculine. Won't usually talk shit back , jus look at u like u have no idea how lucky u r I don't haul off n blast you in the face pussy cause they got jails for that n y'all need Jesus anyway bitch so I'ma go back to doing me. Inside is just a puppy but a timberwolf puppy half grown so still lethal. Jus wans to cuddle but ain't nobody got time for that so they may develop a drinking problem but eventually be basically sober cuz they're wicked smart so how bout them apples. Walks like Ben Affleck cuz y'all suspect. Prolly Italian or raised round alot of Italians or likes Italian food n wine. Makes the best lovers cuz deep down they jus wanna love n be loved but r super picky so you'll prolly get sour grapes n that's fine because they'd prolly ruin everyone else for u for the rest of your life n they love u too much to do that to u. Prolly really been through a lot even though they don't look it so you should be really caring with them cuz even though they r the shit they can be assholes n u probably deserve it but deffinatly not n they will feel bad after and everything will be fucked up for like a minute but that could last forever, who knows these days.
by JohnnyBlazeson October 6, 2019
Get the Fuck headmug. A sarcastic expression used when someone’s emotional manipulation, chaos, or victim-playing leads to a complete mess, and somehow you end up looking like the bad guy. Used when the “win” the fight, ruin the vibe, or drag the situation into drama… and your left pissed, exhausted, and slow-clapping in disbelief.
Coined by Grayson Flitcroft May 20th, 2025
Coined by Grayson Flitcroft May 20th, 2025
“Oh, you turned breakfast and a nap into a full meltdown and I’m now the villain. Congratu-fucking-lations.”
You pushed every button I had, then got sad when I finally reacted. Congratu-fucking-lations.”
You pushed every button I had, then got sad when I finally reacted. Congratu-fucking-lations.”
by FlittyTheJackHammer May 20, 2025
Get the Congratu-fucking-lationsmug. by Nunya Binnes October 19, 2020
Get the fuck-a-longmug. I want to fuck you. Love
The word said before getting hit by your parents by a slipper , belt or a slap
The word said before getting hit by your parents by a slipper , belt or a slap
by 420,690 November 9, 2021
Get the Fuckmug.