Well fuck me dead

an Australian way of expressing surprise

spy:i'm scout's dad
sniper:well fuck me dead
spy:tf

by raybeez February 11, 2022

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Shitty fuck

When you are banging a hoe and you feel a dangerous fart approaching. You pin her down and shit on her chest then proceed to fucking the shit cover titties.

Man I ate chili last night and I felt a terd. So I shitty fucked her and she didn’t even have baby wipes.

by CaptainThadious February 11, 2022

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Female: The ugly bitch everyone fucks at the local fett house but no one ever admits to fucking, aka. the bitch that is hella eeew but is a great fuck

A man with hella gut an balding with a two hair cheek mole but swings that fat Meat Bat so good you let him Digg any day.

Who that? Bro back the fuck up off my “Kool Aid” dog that’s my Fuck Crumpet ”.

Omg girl the nigga right there is sleepy girls fuck crumpet. The Hershey let’s him put pecker to puss any time cuz he hung

by Coli J February 11, 2022

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fuck

fuck u bitch

oh no i fucking lost a game

by FNCS DEVIL $ February 11, 2022

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Fucking fuck

Fucking fuck - beating the shit out of zoophiles

I’m going to fuck up some fucking fucks and fuck them the fuck up fuck.

by Charles Dickens Rodney February 12, 2022

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Lazy fucking cock

Someone who is really too lazy for their own good.
Also, MixableBean's identical twin brother.

LFC: Hey hand me that paper.
MB: It is two inches away from you, you lazy fucking cock.

As a pro noun.

ie: Have you met my brother Lazy Fucking Cock?

by Heathen is High February 12, 2022

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