EGG

Won world record on beating kylie jenner's most like post!

Wow eggs are eggs!

by Errol Beebe January 16, 2019

Johnathan's egg

A term used to ask a player in a different squad or team to leave their team in secret and to join yours . This is commonly used to get a player in fortnite to join your team

Matthew*in a squad

Harry *has a free space in his squad

Harry"mathew Johnathan's egg"
Matthew*leaves his team to join the better one I.e. Harrys team

by Boohs June 12, 2018

egg beater

It's when you grab your balls and slam it against one's face at such a power that it leaves a bruise on their face.

John - I gave my wife the ol' egg beater.

by The Egger June 13, 2018

Egg

When you take a selfie from a low angle and your head looks so circular it’s an egg

Sorry I looked like an egg in my last snap!

by Lydsanegg June 15, 2018

An egg looking ugly ass

An egg looking ugly ass is a person that has no hair line. The person normally is in his/her 40s and that fucks your mom.

Person 1: My principal is an egg looking ugly ass.

Person 2: Did you hear, he fucked your mom.
Person 1: Ohh well, She has HIV.

by Madkso June 23, 2018

Eggs to the leg

When a woman is going all out in an risky situation. Similar to when a man is going balls to the wall.

Mia went eggs to the leg when she ate a full edible.

by Yourmomthe7th June 26, 2018

Thunder - egg

A rock-like turd, or hag-stone which, loosened by a massive overdose of laxatives and/or suppositories, exits the bowel at great speed, accompanied by copious, deafening flatulence.

I need to get the plumber in. I was bunged up for DAYS so I took a handul of Sennocot, and shot out a massive thunder - egg. My arse was like a machine gun - I shattered the fucking toilet bowl.

by DOGMAD June 28, 2018