Wank

A solo ritual done by horny males, usually hormonal teenagers where you endlessly assault your meat until it shoots cream ten feet into the air

John loved to wank on Saturdays.

by milesangel36 January 4, 2022

Half wank

When you start to wank and intend to finish but get unexpextedly interupted during the act and are not able to finish your wank.

Frank was wanking of in his room but suddenly realized that he left the stove on. He went down to kitchen and put it out. In this process he forgot about the wanking and therefore only ended up with a half wank.

by Aviemore halb wixer March 10, 2018

BADONKA WANK

Me is BADONKA WANK

Eheheheehehehehehehebebebebebeheb pussiole BADONKA WANK

by BaDoNkA WANK January 6, 2021

Waiting wank

Waiting wack is when you have enough time to wank one out to pass the time for whatever it is you are waiting for

I was waiting for my food order so I went into the bathroom and did a quick Waiting wank to pass the time

by Scribe-Blur June 11, 2017

Wank Barrel

A barrel into which a person sits and ejaculates.

I feel so safe and comfortable in my Wank Barrel.

by jayc33 December 13, 2023

posh wank

when you have intercourse with a rather un-attractive overweight female, who lacks skill in the bedroom. this would be classed as a posh wank

"how was sarah in bed?" "aw mate, shes a posh wank"

by your mums hot water bottle October 28, 2022

Flag Wanking

Someone whomst is a Member of the British Conservative party who wants everyone to pledge allegiance to the flag of the UK.

Boris Johnson enjoyed **Flag Wanking** in parilament today.

by Oure April 21, 2021