Twat count

Like a head count, but relating more so to the number of twats in the room. Preferably bros and snobby bitches.
Shit man, what's the twat count?

About twenty-seven, bro.
by yursh22 June 19, 2017
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twat-hawk

When a someone drops an object, i.e. cell phone, keys, wallet, etc. at the feet of a female and proceeds to pick the object by reaching through the legs of said female by brushing in proximity to the no no region.
that super cute girl sitting at the bar is giving me the eye, I think I'll go drop my keys an twat-hawk her for an ice breaker
by 74 meows June 03, 2015
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twat-hawk

When a someone drops an object, i.e. cell phone, keys, wallet, etc. at the feet of a female and proceeds to pick the object by reaching through the legs of said female by brushing in proximity to the no no region.
that super cute girl sitting at the bar is giving me the eye, I think I'll go drop my keys an twat-hawk her for an ice breaker
by 74 meows June 03, 2015
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Twat menagerie

A large group of idiots and arseholes
I went to the festival but it was a complete twat menagerie so it sucked
by W. A. R. August 28, 2015
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Twat to teeth

When you pull your cooter dip out of your vagina an put it in your mouth.
by Cooter specialist December 24, 2020
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Twat outfit

An outfit worn by a shitty superintendent at graduation who couldn’t care less about his appearance or what the community thinks of him.
Why is he wearing a twat outfit instead of a shirt and tie?
by KimPossible33 July 05, 2024
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Twat outfit

An outfit worn by a shitty superintendent at graduation who couldn’t care less about his appearance or what the community thinks of him.
Why is he wearing a twat outfit instead of a shirt and tie?
by KimPossible33 July 05, 2024
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