I woman that is very attractive from her chest to her face. When you venture below the chest it is a disaster.
As my friends and I sat at Soup Plantation enjoying our food, we looked across the restaurant and stared at the woman making her first entree at the produce bar. She looked extremely sexy, but as she revealed her whole body from behind the produce bar my friend screamed, " AHHHH top shelf hottie."
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by Digger111 June 13, 2016
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"That pitch was right on the outside corner, but we're up by 15 and the ump's calling top half balls."
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