nerd snare

Esentially a woman that is out of options and instead of fuckboys is looking for nerds to sustain her (and often her child) financially and emocionally. Usually such woman is over or close to her 30's because in her 20's she used to party do drugs and dissolve her brain in alcohol. One day she realises she achieved nothing and either has no children or the father went out to buy some milk, so she decides to find a clueless nerd and claim that she's interested in "nerdy" stuff like watching Harry Potter or Avengers in order to trap him in a relationship with her.

P1: Look at her Tinder profile, says she's a 29-yo nerd because she plays Sims, watches movies like Avengers and her favouite movies are recent Star Wars movies.

P2: Cut it man, only thing you have and she is really interested in is your wallet, she's an absolute nerd snare.

by Pan Cogito July 19, 2021

Nerd

Nerd stands for Never Ending Reading Disorder. In other words nerds are people who love reading and want to never stop reading.

Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: I'm reading. DUH
Person 1: Hey guys, This guy is a nerd, you hear that a NERD!!!!!!!

by Captain Blackbeard Kidd October 31, 2019

Nerd pipes

The arms of someone who plays video games all day.

Check out the nerd pipes on that gamer! How does he hold up a sandwich?

by escyr August 19, 2024

nerd

a baddie who hates homeless people and buys rolexes

im a nerd and my name is joshehh

by daylight0806 June 11, 2022

Mharc No-Nerd

When your best friend mharc not mark, wears glasses and meets nerds, takes them off and says "UMMMMM, actually am not a nerd"

Mharc No-Nerd-

JJ-"Guys have a nerd off"
Guys-"Bet"
Mharc-*Takes glasses off* "UMMMMM, actually am not a nerd!"

by Reizirth December 11, 2024

Nerd

Someone who is daddy or is very attractive. Also someone who is extremely smart while being cute.

She is such a nerd.

by Thebatcheese October 11, 2017

Nerd

A PERSON NAMED NICK THAT IS CALLED A NERD WILL BE THE MOST SUCCESSFUL/SEXIEST MAN ALIVE

-Nick your a nerd
-Oh so I’m sexiest and rich why thank you

by PROFESSOR MC November 26, 2020