Thomas Zhang

Cool dude. that's it. top notch sigma male right here.

"Hey it's Thomas Zhang. That's cool." *silence*

by SigmaMale102 December 15, 2021

Thomas

That storytime guy on Vine

Person 1: Have you seen Thomas?
Person 2: Oh, that storytime guy on Vine? Yeah! I love him!

by anxious_shadowling March 5, 2020

Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence

An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.

Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.

Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"

Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"

Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."

Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."

by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020

Thomas Jackson

A male who gets angry over small problems and has a fit if anyone says he’s wrong.

Thomas Jackson is angry

by Jackob May November 23, 2021

Thomas

if yk a thomas, call him “thomas the train” he don’t like it but oh well. but…. if yk a red head thomas, don’t lose him. he’s an ass but he gets the job done iykyk

also kinda hot on some days

jim- “hey have you seen “thomas the trai “

thomas- “ i heard that, fuck you”

by thomasthetrainhater November 26, 2021

Thomas

handsome, big dick, cute just the best

hey thomas

by bjorneball March 25, 2019

Thomas Lovely

A Thomas Lovely is the term used to describe a male with a rather large head and an ego to match. With the atypical appearance of Sid from Ice Age, the individual is a kind person, but when it comes to sport he is a whole other animal. He is an individual where you don’t know what is worse, to beat him or lose to him because of his temper tantrums when he loses, or his arrogance when he wins.

*PLayer 1 wins*

Player 2: Well done mate

Player 1: Easy Victory Sir.
Player 2: You’re such a Thomas Lovely

by Player7572958 September 5, 2021