Dick Fingers

A person that has extremely fat fingers. The fingers look like dicks rather than fingers. The cause of this is unknown however speculation is that it is caused by an illness know as dickfingervitus. People with dick fingers should be encouraged to wear black gloves to give a slimming effect on the fingers.

Tommy your fingers are so fat ... looks like you have a case of the dick fingers.

John your fingers are as fat as my cock ... put on some gloves dick fingers

by Dark Dan Brown October 14, 2009

gorilla finger

Fecal matter of the large, solid and jointed variety.

Man, my ass is hurtin'; I just shat a gorilla finger!

by Shane O'Grady August 23, 2007

Two Fingers

Something that Spike Lee believes is a cool way to say "Peace Out". Spike even thinks he's too awesome for "Deuces". So he tries to push this as legit slang when, in fact, Spike Lee has ALWAYS been a dork and should just stop it. He was lucky enough to attach himself to Michael Jordan and Public Enemy early on and caught their excess swag (stop saying "swag"). Plus, black dudes can't be dorks (false).
The truth is you should never say "Two fingers" unless you're ordering fucking scotch.

Person 1: Aight, yo. I'm out of here.
Person 2: Word. Two Fingers! :)
Person 1: (Shoots Person 2 in the face)

by Free Brain Surgery July 21, 2016

poopy finger

This midevil game is a favorite past time of the Polish people to entertain themselves on those coold lonely nights. Start by inserting index finger into rectal cavity making sure to get good brown coverage. Next wipe it on the face of 2nd participant. Participant number 2 should then in turn repeat the first step. He who hath the longest skid mark in the end wins...No pun intended. This game can also provide one with hours of non-stop entertainment if tested on unsuspecting parties.

Todds mom enjoys hours upon hours of poopy finger until ammunition runs out.

by Chad Jackson December 31, 2003

Spirit Fingers

When a guy Fingers a girl, and she is unable to feel it due to his lack of knowledge and skill.

"we nickname him Spirit Fingers, he was just horrible!"

by vanityx May 8, 2009

Nigger Finger

A blunt. It must be a blunt, not a joint for obvious color reasons. It's a tad racy though, so if you happen to be smoking with a brown kid, just say Negro finger. It's all good.

Yo, man lets spark that Nigger Finger already, we got class in 10 mins.

by Lebron Jordan April 11, 2011

slippery finger

Giving thy loved one a tickle up the rat using 1 or more fingers.

the chinese boy, was giving her the slippery finger.

by fanny adams December 1, 2007