Internet Biology

The application of natural sciences on the internet. It includes many branches
1. Internet Taxonomy
2. Internet Ecology
3. Internet sociology
4. etc.

Dude, if Internet Biology was a class, I would ace it. I know so much shit about 4chan's climate and species.

by Bias - P11 March 25, 2011

The Internet

A place you go to look at memes. or you're just bored out of your fucking mind. Or you are procrastinating. Maybe you want a quick fap. (i don't judge)

Mom: Why were you in your room for 37 hours straight?
Depressed 14 year old: da fuckin internet
Mom: What were you doing?
Depressed 14 year old: everything. porn, fapped, youtube, memes, made life choices i will regret
Mom: Is that what you do on the internet? (n. a global computer network providing a variety of information and communication facilities, consisting of interconnected networks using standardized communication protocols)
Depressed 14 year old: *tips fedora* fuk yeah

by ur mom's spatula March 28, 2019

Internet

a selfish, arrogant asshole

Miley Cyrus: You're such an internet! Can't stand you!

by 123real definitions September 21, 2019

no internet connection

the thing that pops up on your phone when your parents found out you've been watching Porn

No internet connection? time to talk to your parents t('-'t)

by Dying_Fish t('-'t) July 29, 2017

Internet

An infinite happiness generator

Me: why are you playing video games, they are hard
Random person: i know but there the only thing I can do all day
Me: you should try using the Internet

by Zander Man September 8, 2020

Internet Inventory

A set of collection of one’s internet assets or value gathered in order to assist transfer of online rights.

value gathered in order to assist transfer of online rights is internet inventory

by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013

Internet Interaction

What an average interaction on the internet is like

(This is an average internet interaction)
Person 1: fuck you
Person 2: what? Why?
Person 1: idk yet

by ball enjoyer May 3, 2023