2 seconds

When somebody is doing something undesirable or acting like an idiot they have 2 seconds to stop what they are doing. Commonly used along with "Yoo K".

You: "Jakie, get off the comp."
Jackie: "I can't I'm running MC"
You: "Yoo K, 2 seconds...."

by Pants69 February 19, 2007

Secondhand Fucked

When you've jerked off to a girl so many times you feel like you know what she's like in bed.

Did you see Samantha today? I totally secondhand fucked her last night. And this morning.

by jamminwow December 1, 2011

Secondhand Queef

When you press your ass against a woman’s ass and fart causing it to travel through her ass crack and queef from her vagina.

I draw the line at sniffing secondhand queefs.

by Vermont Department of Health December 12, 2020

long-seconds

the longest, most-agonizing, seconds you spend ainxously waiting for your guy to text back. Thousands of thoughts run through your head as you painfully wait to see what he'll say back. the suspense kills you softly.

but usually, everythings all good in the end.

The long-seconds after i told him i loved him were the worst i had ever had. But they were worth it after he told me he loved me too.

by summergirl13 December 11, 2011

Mississippi seconds

Sloppy seconds with incest.

Billy Bob got Mississippi seconds with his sister after his dad had a go.

by KobishSmith August 22, 2014

6 seconds Jack

A time bound measure of the performance of the man who refers to himself as "The Machine Gunn"

The Machine Gunn pounded away for what seemed like 7.5 hours but what in reality was merely 6 seconds Jack.

by mgunn_jack March 17, 2016

Sloppy Seconds

To get with a guy right after another girl does. Plain & Simple.

Jessie: "Jesus Christ, Why Is Maura Tryna Get With Evan, My Sloppy Seconds? WTF?"

by jessiesabbb December 19, 2018