RULE #1

Boys are dumb. Used to indicate the gap in emotional intuition between men and women.

I agree that he should have known better than to ask your best friend to the prom instead of you, but don't forget Rule #1.

by ACD September 19, 2006

Gas Station Rule

When traveling to a gas station or store in a car, everyone gets their seat back when returning to the vehicle, if in the store for less than 20 minutes.

-Shotgun!

-no, you n00b! Gas station rule!

by bryan C. July 23, 2007

the colon and p rule

there is no space between the colon and p in a laugh face

The Colon and P rule:

:P correct

: P incorrect

by flavorsnades September 3, 2010

3 box rule

a form of rule in counter strike:source in a prison break server whereby terrorists stay 3 boxes away from the vent

3 box rule is in effect motherfucker

by LucoZ August 10, 2009

Audio Rule 34

If it can be heard, There is a dubstep remix about it.

Kyle: Did you here that Audio Rule 34 of the South Park theme song?
Jon:No, I was to busy listening to my new Album where DJSmellySock Audio Rule 34ed sounds of old women trying to pass gas

by TarzanMan January 8, 2012

two-room rule

A common occurrence in video games, where, due to RAM limitations, only the room that the player is currently in, and the previously-visited room, are stored in memory. A player can use the two-room rule to his advantage, causing a room to reset, and all enemies and items to respawn, by simply visiting two other rooms.

Player starts in room A.
Player goes to room B.
Player goes to room C.
Player goes back to room A. All enemies and items in room A have reappeared, due to the two-room rule.

by nuclearlemons July 9, 2011

1 ppf rule

violation of the 1 ppf rule is when there is more than one penis involved in the fantasy

dude that gang bang was a violation of the 1 ppf rule

by artanax August 9, 2012