Penis Shark

Assume the crab walk position(from gym class I know you remember it) fully erect. Make sure the helpless person can see your penis but not you. Hum the jaws theme while making your penis patrol around in their view.

Props to dexpid from reddit for the awesome definition.

Like Helicopter dick, but in a bracket of its own.

Chad: watch this.
Coach: The fuck?...
Chad: (commence jaws theme)
Coach: Arrghhhhhhh PENIS SHARK.

by tonyyayo4492 April 18, 2012

wills penis

3.8 inches

dang that’s fucking small mate
wills penis be like

by iskdbsjsbssjjb October 16, 2020

penis shafted

the art of thrusting ones penis into any cavity on another persons body

dave penis shafted your mom last night

by bizzled May 28, 2009

Penis propeller

When a man proceeds to rotate his hips in a motion that will cause his penis to spin in a motion imitating a plane's propeller.

Performing the penis propeller is more impressive the smaller your penis is.

It is impossible to do a penis propeller while receiving oral sex.

by DaddysBulge May 5, 2010

penis puffer

One that loves to suck on penis.

J-Stone is a penis puffer, he loves the penis!

by big danny6969 December 22, 2010

penis tassel

Decorative tassel hanging from male genitalia. Often used for sexual pleasure.

Michelle bought a penis tassel for her dirty boyfriend.

by tassle lover69 December 1, 2007

Squawking Penis

A little boy that wanders around whilst crying and moaning for absolutely no reason.

Boy :"wahhhhhh, wahhhhhhh, wahhhhhh"

Babysitter : "Sit down and shut the hell up you squawking penis"

by Fudbringer January 29, 2014