Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022

Potato

food sent from god

potato

by Gunboi With A Gun And Gunboi February 1, 2021

banish the potato

It means when you have to banish you french fries to the trash

oh no!!! i need to banish the potato!!

by smackmommy May 10, 2018

Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes

A phrase used when feeling both annoyed and upset.

Person 1: This guy is targeting me specifically.
Person 2: Leave the game then.
Person 1: Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes.

by Astertious June 8, 2024

Hot Potato

nut in your girls mouth then kiss her and keep switching whose mout has the nut in it

yeah after sex we did a hot potato

by bahavis December 30, 2020

Potato Poop

An Potatoes Booty.

AN POTATO HAS POOP POTATO POOP STORM ALERT POOP

by The Real Windows XP June 6, 2018

Potato

Someone who is not very comfortable with interacting with people. However, they are often very nice and once you get to know them, you know they’re a friend for life

“Why is that girl so quiet and weird?”
“She’s not weird, she’s a potato, don’t you ever say that about my potato-friend again.”

by Seilenna August 1, 2019