Jacob

a little bitch

Person 1: Yo what's up?
Jacob: I'm a Jacob.

by razlze April 18, 2022

Monica and Jacob

Jacob wanted to be with Monica because amber an Jillian broke up with him. Jacob and Monica are the perfect match.

Nick: look its Monica and Jacob
Steve: oh yea

by NICKPRO February 7, 2022

Jacob Cleansing

When an individual enters a group chat after long periods of inactivity to correct others on their factual and grammatical input.

"Oh, look who's finally typing... Prepare yourselves for a Jacob Cleansing boys."

by ALEXISISISISISIS July 9, 2018

Dirty Jacob

When you take a shit and you’re running low on toilet paper, so you have to reuse the same piece by folding it over multiple times

Person one: Damn, there was fuck all toilet paper in there!

Person two: Sorry dude! Did you have to do a dirty Jacob?

Person one: yeah, I folded that thing reeeal good.

by Whomstst October 8, 2022

Jacob

Is mostly a jew

Wow look at that jacob

by JimbopJr February 21, 2018

Jacob

The incorrect spelling of the true sigma male name, Jakob.

Guy 1 - Hi, my name is Jacob.
Guy 2 - My condolences, beta (fe)male

by Do you know i go to procivitas August 24, 2022

Jacob

Very fat, super gay and has the head of Steve from Minecraft

Guy1: Did you see that Jacob?
Guy2: Yeah eww I might puke

by P00NSlay3r22 October 20, 2019