jacobisms

a series of events done by somebody, usually named Jacob. They could include being irate and upset. See royalballpython01 for more information.
He is having a series of Jacobisms
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Jacobism

1. the combining of two idioms, which has the effect of confusing the audience, rather than clarifying the intention.
2. the incorrect application of a single idiom, which leaves the audience mystified.
Examples of a Jacobism are:
1. We'll "pull it out of the ball park". "Do you mean, 'Pull if out of the bag' or 'Hit it out of the ball-park'?"
2. We're "barking up the wrong track". "So are we 'on the wrong track' and 'barking up the wrong tree'?"
3. We'll need "a three eyes check". "You mean a four eyes check?"
4. We need to "get our ducks on a plane". "So we need to get our ducks in a row? Why do they need to be on a plane?"
by AnInsight February 10, 2023
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Jacob Soder

A fucking hottie. Literal god. I love him so much he can slap this ass all day
Wow that persons hot, they must be jacob soder
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Jacobs girlfriend

jacob: "i just realized i have the prettiest girlfriend in the world"
Jacobs girlfriend: "i-"
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Jacob Schuyler

A sexy young man with a fat cock
I wish I was Jacob Schuyler.
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Karl Jacobs

Me:Pretty Boy Swag
Friend:??
Me:Karl Jacobs ((:
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Karl Jacobs

Karl Jacobs is a good guy. A good streamer that comforts you, he doesn't get up in the morning to please you, but if he gets the chance, he'll make your day. He is intelligent, witty, and uber hilarious. His image is sharp, well put together, and good looking. He has a certain charm about him that makes him easy to get along with. His love language is touch. He's the guy that you never forget, because once he's got your heart, you never want him to give it back.
He has a lot of silly tantrums, if he needed to cut his arm to make everyone happy, he would do it.
That's Karl Jacobs the streamer, he's amazing!
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