Top Half Ball

In baseball, a pitch that would normally be called a strike, but because the home team is pitching with a very large lead, the umpire has shrunk the strike zone so much so that said pitch is called a ball. Therefore, the pitch is only called a ball in the top half of the inning. See bottom half strike.

"That pitch was right on the outside corner, but we're up by 15 and the ump's calling top half balls."

by bamaster47 March 27, 2009

costco muffin top

like the phrase muffin top but when an obese person wears extremely tight pants and the fat hangs over so much that it, sometimes, rolls over the pockets of the pants.

OMG! she shouldn't wear such tight pants, she gots a costco muffin top.

by pablo654 January 21, 2009

top tier player

Someone who is the best of the best at a videogame.

That kid named Chet is so good at a video game because he has the most skill and the best gear that he is and always will be forever even after he dies a top tier player.

by someone slick December 13, 2014

gave him top

To suck dick or give head, referenced in candy cane by post Malone

“Yeah, I gave him top in the bothroom”

by Most palone January 12, 2018

top n flop

A rhyming pair of verbs meaning for one to get topped off, (a.k.a. getting head) and then for one to flop over to get a back rub. First you top, then you flop!

Gregory's girlfriend Drea is a keeper, she gives him a top n flop every day!

Whatta lucky dude, he gets topped off - head in bed - and then flops over for back massage on the regular. He calls this her top & flop move!

by dr.drea3000 June 15, 2020

Knock the top off it

Aussie slang for masturbation

"I went on a date last night but the sheila didn't put out so I had to go game and knock the top off it"

by Digger111 June 13, 2016

top shelf hottie

I woman that is very attractive from her chest to her face. When you venture below the chest it is a disaster.

As my friends and I sat at Soup Plantation enjoying our food, we looked across the restaurant and stared at the woman making her first entree at the produce bar. She looked extremely sexy, but as she revealed her whole body from behind the produce bar my friend screamed, " AHHHH top shelf hottie."

by strikeout October 24, 2012