troll toy

to flex; a very harsh way of showing off and being extremely clever while at it; a very sly flex.

i’m so going to troll toy this bitch at the party tonight

by ashwhole March 26, 2019

Troll

We all know what a(n internet) troll is. It's someone who intentionally says something offensive or controversial within a forum or comment thread, just to elicit a reaction.

Unfortunately nowadays this term is often abused as an "argument stopper", where somebody calls someone a troll just because his/her viewpoint does not align with theirs, or that they refuse to believe what they said was true. That is not unwarranted per se, especially if the person unironically said something so stupid or misguided (e.g. earth is flat), but even a person with a reasonable point or who is telling the truth could be labelled a troll.

Person 1: Pineapples on pizza is the best thing in the entire world!
Person 2: Please stop trolling, thanks.
Person 1: k

Person 3: OMG I just found a $100 bill on the ground!
Person 4: No you didn't, stop trolling for attention troll.
Person 3: Wha....

by Obv troll is obvious March 17, 2021

Pay the Troll Toll

“Paying the Troll toll” means to be taking a shit/poop without saying you are to make the conversation awkward.

“Pay the Troll Toll” is when a person needs to take a shit/poop but doesn’t want to make a conversation awkward when speaking with a friend or group of friends.

That coffee really expedited the troll toll payment this morning.

Bro I need to “pay the troll toll” before I can meet up at the bar.

I am unable to answer the phone right now as I am currently paying the troll toll and this troll requires my full attention.

by Bandit185 May 18, 2022

Troll Child

a tall skinny person who is often physically abused by a Ma Ding Ding and emotionally abused by a Wee WeeYan.

synonym: Condiment, Anthony Wong

Look! Its Troll Child!

by Vivian August 24, 2004

drowning the angry troll

Getting head from a toothless, irritable, aging prostitute

I am drowning the angry troll.

by Deltax192 February 12, 2015

Desk Troll

Person who gives fellatio under the desk of their superior to get ahead in the company. Either by position or pay scale.

Everyone in the company knows how the desk troll obtained their position in the company.

by Mary Petersen March 6, 2019

Pump Troll

A short, young female who enjoys sex in every way possible.

That little pump troll took it in all three holes and begged for more.

by Matthew J of HEAR, HEAR! April 15, 2009