nut muffin

A cinnamin bun that has alot of icing on top to wear to wear it almost resembles nut.

My friend was putting the icing on the cinnamin buns and he made them all look like nut muffins!

Sometimes at lunch when I get a sweet-tooth and im hungry all I crave is a nut muffin

by chaz ford May 2, 2007

muffin

A muffin is just an ugly cupcake

Alli:I ate a muffin. i love muffins
Jake:A muffin is just an ugly cupcake, but we love them anyways!

by aanonymouss March 2, 2008

muffin

A muffin is just an ugly cupcake.=

Alli:I ate a muffin. i love muffins
Jake:A muffin is just an ugly cupcake, but we love them anyways!

by shut up stalker March 2, 2008

Scuff Muffin

craping in ones hand and smearing it on your/a mans testicals as you/he masturbates.

BOB: hey whats up did you hook up with that girl last night?
ANDY: yeah she wanted to scuff muffin me so i sent her packin

by alec 321 January 17, 2008

Naked Muffin

Small muffins that have human body parts that may kill yousome people may see when using LSD, and are usually accompanied by Spaghetti Noodles.

Oh shit im freaking out man im seein some fuckin naked muffins

by Nathan LaMarr November 26, 2007

wet the muffin

1. You get a couple guys and form a circle.
2. You all try to jack-off onto the muffin.
3. Who ever cums last has to eat the muffin!

Last night we played wet the muffin and I had to fuckin' eat it!

by anonymous89buttsex August 9, 2008

muffin driver

A boy who has sex with people (men and women) and gets aids.

you muffin driver

by gym bob January 16, 2009