muffin-fluffer

The rough equivalent of a cocksucker, but for the ladies. One who fluffs the muffin. A kiss ass, a suck-up, a brown-noser. Not to be trusted.

"Who's Emily's new assistant?"
"Oh you mean Kaylee? Yeah, she's a total muffin-fluffer. The boss says 'jump' and she says 'how high?'"

by FluffinMuffins October 1, 2020

Turd Muffin

A turd that is shaped like a banana nut muffin.

Hey everybody, come and look at my turd muffin that I just pinched off into the toilet.

by Peck R. Wood March 10, 2017

Magical Muffin

A Muffin full of drugs or sweets, that makes people think it is magical, therefore buying or eating more.

"Here Tim, eat my Muffin"

"Wow, it's a Magical Muffin, I can see what's gonna happen in the future"

by BishopBaggins July 17, 2013

Red Muffin

When a circumsised man vigorously masterbates so frequently or having done so in quick and rapid succession, the tip of penis begins to turn red, creating a similar likeness to a red muffin top.

"Man I've jerked off to Katy Perry so many times I've got a red muffin.

by ArmoredArtichoke May 11, 2016

TART-MUFFIN

A horny milf, that has a gunt, and is trying to score drugs or cock, or both.

Oh my shit, that Tart-Muffin is relentless, she won't lea e those poor guys alone! Fuck8ng Tart-muffin!

by Justthetipipromise June 12, 2022

Fresh Muffins

Fresh Muffins is slang for someone who is hung like a whale

Did you see that adult movie the other night? The main guy definitely had Fresh Muffins

by arsenalsucks August 23, 2023

Fatass Muffin Head

Cole younk

Cole Younk is such a fatass

Looks like a McDonald’s bacon,egg, and cheese McMuffin
Wear beanies in april
Fatass Muffin Head

by Hater 10204 July 9, 2022