Muffin

A person who is acting silly or ridiculous. Made more potent by using the word "absolute" in front.

No you can't open a bottle of tequila on the plane, you absolute muffin!

by moonhoax July 3, 2021

Rizz muffin

A very smarty and aquired person with good ways of talking to the opposite sex / or same

Keely is a rizz muffin

by rizzzmuffin January 11, 2025

Muffin

The term used by a women to compliment a big head of a penis during sex

Oh Johnny don’t pull out, your Muffin in there feels sooooooooo good!

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Fart muffin

Used instead of profanities when expressing disappointment over a circumstance.

Bob yelled “fart muffin” after hearing he lost his job.

by Bavamakkos June 6, 2024

Muffinitis

Rare disease that causes mild to severe retardation, confusion of foods futher research is needed but is not known to be contagious. No deaths have been recorded

Shes got muffinitis because she bought apples when she was asked to bring onions

by christobal_de_florida August 3, 2010

Cuffin a Muffin

When you date or marry a fat bitch and they are built like a muffin

“Yo Brad, I can’t believe you are cuffin a muffin I didn't know you liked them like that “

“Yeah Greg I like them with a little mass with the ass if you know what I mean”

by DICK-tionary December 8, 2024

medow muffin

a person(s) who take a shit out in a field

you and your friends are out walking somewhere and there's not a bathroom in site, one of them has to take a shit. Your friend then says damn guys i gotta crap. Then as he walks off you point and laugh and say "ha what a medow muffin"

by The Muffinator December 14, 2008