Skamokawa Milk Shot

All of your uncle dads and hot step brothers gather in a circle just off East Valley Road and make themselves cum only by milking their prostate, meaning no hands on their penis at any time during the milking process. Everyone shoots their gunk at the shot glass their Aunt Patsy won at a Bingo in '87 & the last one to self milk has to take the shot before the neighbor's sex toy/pet Opossum gets to it.

Hey Cletus! Uncle pap-pap just blew the shoe horn for everyone to meet up for the Skamokawa Milk Shot. Bring your butt tool.

by ryandainjur November 4, 2021

Cat Milk Silk

Cat Milk Silk is the milky white substance extruded from the many nipples of Spidercat.

"Hey Jane, I bought this new cat milk silk loom to weave me up some bonnets."

by Jboww September 18, 2018

no time for milk and honey

not having for pleasant but unnecessary things

Enough with the small talk, let's get down to business; there's no time for milk and honey.

by patrickthegray May 28, 2015

Milk Bag Buff

A form of giving boob sex where the breasts are moved out of unison, alternating the left and right breast in circular motions creating a "wax on, wax off" pattern.

Alternately, having sex with a Canadian package of bagged milk, though not as enjoyable.

"she had her boobs in her hands tossing them up and down... I think she was practicing for that milk bag buff she's been promising me"
"dude, you are so lucky! she has such great milk bags!"

by WifeyKnowsBest September 12, 2011

fat man milk

the milk that lactates out of a fat man's tits

you can get the same out by squeezing the tits like a cow but the best way is to make him chase a doughnut like a fucking dog

bro, I'm thirsty as fuck
man you look like you need some fat man milk
bro, I could kill for some right now
yea me too

oh come here, fat boy

by XXX_fatboy69420_XXX November 24, 2019

Pandora’s Milk Carton

Pandora’s Milk Carton is when you put an entire school lunch in a full carton of school skim choccy milk it is extremely disgusting

My Friend made Pandora’s Milk Carton in the School Cafeteria, it was so disgusting.

by Za hando May 18, 2021

Milk Dud Deluxe

A tray of rat and bunny droppings served for dinner and dinner alone along with a side of smuggled sweetarts. Feces contains psychedelic mushrooms usually.

Josh:I just ate the biggest platter of Milk Dud Deluxe ever. By the way, is that a golden llama on your head?

Katrina:Dude, you should've shared. And no, no it is not. It's known as an alpaca.

by KetchupSunshine November 9, 2010