leg deaf

The action of losing the functionality in your legs.

Person 1: Hey man, why are you in a wheel chair?

Person 2: Oh yea, last night I got into the freak accident and went leg deaf.

by Poopy Head #2 April 18, 2019

Bae legged

The condition that occurs after an extended sexual encounter where you walk without your thighs touching because your privates are too tender. Also known as boo legged.

“Why are you walking weird?” asked Jim. Tina answers that she’s just bae legged.

by Plumbdeep April 09, 2019

an arm and a leg

too expensive

It cost me an arm and a leg to take my trip to Australia

by Woo ! March 01, 2016

An Arm and a Leg

When one of your limbs is ripped painfully from your body and a group of 12 men, one by one, stick their dicks into the bleeding muscles of your torn off limb and fill it with cum. Eventually the limb will lose blood and discolour but will still be rock solid from the dried cum.

Damn I would've given an arm and a leg for that!

by Have a dick September 01, 2021

Motorcycle leg

Made up symptoms of fake diseases to get out of stuff one does not want to do

Motorcycle leg, motorcycle leg, motorcycle leg

by Sjdh December 06, 2018

CHECK YOUR LEG

That one time that you feel something crawling on your leg but it’s just your shoe lace. Or it’s a spider...

Josh: I feel something on my leg...
James: it’s just your shoe lace.
Josh: J-James.. there’s a spider... a big one.. on your leg...
James: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Remember to check your leg if you feel something!

by amogusrefrence April 14, 2021

dog leg

a large detour which is probably not worthwhile

Malcolm insisted on a dog leg, out to sea, to avoid orcas. He insisted the velocity made good would suffer only by a small margin.

by Cap. Sam August 15, 2024