Kevin

Kevin pulls teachers by being a straight white cis male (eww gross). He has red ear buds. He is always trying to kill a man named Micah.

Look at Kevin, what a straight white cis male, how revolting.

by blookstan February 8, 2022

Kevin

A man who overeats fast food and loves skincare

He is such a Kevin.

by karlqxi February 10, 2022

kevin

kevin is a hippo wit da extra chromy!

kevin: dad i got the male prostitution job!
dad: this is why i shouldn't have pushed ur mother down the stairs.

by gabby is so cool omg February 13, 2022

Alvey/kevin

Plays roblox

Alvey/kevin plays roblox

by Kevin/alvey January 11, 2021

he finna kevin

When your friend who needs to make a quick buck goes the last line of defence... kevin

James: ".g"
Andrae: "he finna kevin"
Aiden: "what does that mean?"
Andrae: "it means he finna kevin"

by SurosAlt January 21, 2021

Kevin

Kevin is Louis pigeon from the video diarys back in 2010/11 he is amazing

Person 1- who's your favourite member of one direction
Person 2- definitely Kevin

by Randomhumaninarandomplace February 2, 2021

Kevin

pigeon named by louis tomlinson in one direction video diaries

kevin is alive!

by MoonxWalls February 4, 2021