Jake Paul

Cancer

Guy: I think I have cancer
Jake Paul: why?

Guy: *dies*

by Aiden6000 July 23, 2022

Jake Paulin’

d͡ʒeɪk ˈbɑ.lɪn

verb

1. Slang. The act of being absurdly, effortlessly good at something, usually after a surprisingly short amount of time.

eg. “Did you see that guy in the gym today? He’s never even trained before and he benchpressed 250kg like it was nothing. Dude was totally Jake Paulin’!”

by Iamnotjakepaul November 22, 2023

Jake

A very great person with great personality! He loves to work with machinery and is a real tech-y person. He is often very happy but can also have anger issues. Jakes only get angry when they are blamed for something they didn't do. Jake's also have crushes. There parents may not let Jakes have a girlfriend till high school but jake really likes this girl. Jake hopes this girl likes her back so when the day comes he can ask her to be his girl-friend.

Jakes friend "Hey Jake whats up? I heard you like herrrr"
Jake "I like her okay, "
Jakes friend"Whats her name?''
Jake "Her name is...umm should I tell you...umm....her name is Peyton.

by The, shipper October 29, 2019

Jake

Typically from Pennsylvania.
Jake is your gay bestfriend who will trust and love you till the day you die. Jake doesn’t have a lot of money and when he has it he uses it on drugs. Jake can sometimes be a drug dealer or maybe even be a male hooker.

Jake is the best gay friend you will ever have

by Ahejielsndd r February 27, 2022

Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a self obsessed cunt

Girl 1: omg that guy looks like a fuck boy
Girl 2: Oh must be Jake Paul

by Fatpussylips69 July 6, 2021

Jake Paul

He's a 2 IQ content creator who is known for having an audience of 11 year old girls

It's everyday bro Jake Paul is my hoe

by Sid:) August 19, 2020

A-jake-ulate

Someone who is such a virgin man-whore that every time they talk to a girl its classified as flirting. People who are classified as A-jake-ulate's are secretly gay but refuse to admit it.

"Is that gay guy flirting with my girl?"
"Yeh hes such an A-jake-ulate"

by Gonkasaurus May 11, 2018